Subject: 4th Century Duck Face Probs
I am highly displeased with how my sculpture turned out. The proportions are decent, but you ruined the overall piece by portraying my likeness with duck face lips. However slightly this mistake may come across to the eye, I do believe intelligent viewers of your work will notice. They will most certainly mock my image.
I am sending you this message as my official command to you to destroy my statue and begin again. I’m sorry ctrl z doesn’t exist yet (although, weirdly enough, email does), I have a reputation to uphold. You must understand.