“Dad, my English teacher said that Nacho Libre “isn’t a classic” and that’s it “doesn’t count as canon literature because it’s a film, and a dumb one at that.”

“Two things son. First, your teacher couldn’t recognize a great story to save her life, written or filmed. Second, sometimes you got to ignore your teacher and write the paper based off the movie. The worst she’ll give you is a C- and you’ll have gotten away with writing about Nacho Libre for school.”

“Are you sure, Dad?”

“I’m sure. And I’ll back you up on this one if your teacher gives you any more trouble.”