This privacy notice was last updated on Wednesday, February 17, 2021.

I wrote it and I don’t know how to write these things. This page probably has no legal worth.

Most websites have super boring privacy policies filled with things that are hard to understand. Nobody reads them. Nobody is going to read this one either.

This site uses cookies.

Cookies are text files that my website downloads onto your browser. You can get rid of them by using a browser extension. This one works for Google Chrome.

Cookies add functionality to the website.

Cookies also collect data about you.

Here are things on this site that use cookies. There might be more than this.

1: WordPress. This is the content management software I use.
2: Mailchimp.  This generates the email subscription form and allows me to send you emails. You can unsubscribe anytime by clicking on the unsubscribe link included on the bottom of all the emails I send out.
3: Google Analytics. This is the big one. It gives me lots of data about how people get to my site, age, gender, income, interests, and more. Don’t worry. It doesn’t give me your name. I don’t need your name to send you silly stories.

If you want to get off my mailing list or have other concerns about any data I have about you, send me an email.