Zipper Down

What do you do when you see a coworker picking a wedgie and then the coworker sees you seeing them pick it?

I didn’t know what to do. So I smiled and said, “Mondays, amiright?”

And my coworker frowned and said, “It’s Tuesday.”

“Ahh, right…” I said.

“Your zipper is down,” my coworker said.

I looked down and sure enough…then I remembered that Bible verse about not pointing out your brother’s wedgie when your own zipper is down. I think it went something like that. I’ve been reading The Message translation lately.