1: Threatening eternal torment is perfectly reasonable when convincing others to love god.
2: god cares about sex.
3: Someday, in a far-away cosmic courtroom, you will be held accountable for your actions.
4: The bible is magic.
5: Pastors are qualified.
6: At your core, you are evil.
7: It’s a good idea to develop a systematic process for hitting children when they do things you don’t want them to do. You get extra points if the forgiveness process is ritualized.
8: Somebody is going to save you some day.
9: Things people say in church make sense and can be successfully applied to your life.
10: Spiritual duties exist.
11: Most people are ‘other’ and must change in some way for you (and god) to fully embrace them.