1: Threatening eternal torment is perfectly reasonable when convincing others to love god.

2: god cares about sex.

3: Someday, in a far-away cosmic courtroom, you will be held accountable for your actions.

4: The bible is magic.

5: Pastors are qualified.

6: At your core, you are evil.

7: It’s a good idea to develop a systematic process for hitting children when they do things you don’t want them to do. You get extra points if the forgiveness process is ritualized.

8: Somebody is going to save you some day.

9: Things people say in church make sense and can be successfully applied to your life.

10: Spiritual duties exist.

11: Most people are ‘other’ and must change in some way for you (and god) to fully embrace them.