1: Don’t eat Taco Bell.
2: Don’t eat Wendy’s.
3: Don’t eat White Castle.
4: Don’t eat Burger King.
5: Don’t eat Cinnabon.
6: Don’t eat Arby’s.
7: Don’t eat Leeann Chin.
8: Don’t eat Pizza Hut.
9: Don’t eat KFC.
10: Don’t eat Dairy Queen.
11: Don’t eat Domino’s.
12: Don’t eat Culver’s.
13: Don’t eat 5 Guys.
14: Don’t eat Popeyes.
15: Don’t eat Wingstop.
16: Don’t eat Smashburger.
17: Don’t eat McDonalds.
18: Don’t eat when your feelings are hurt, when you’re nervous, when you go into another room to avoid hearing people say things that make you feel awkward, when you’re bored at 10:29 p.m., when you just get done with a meeting, when you’re drunk, or when you’re full.
19: Don’t eat Taco John’s.