1: Don’t blog.
2: Don’t write about writing.
3: Don’t self-promote.
4: Don’t read blogs about writing.
5: Don’t write lists.
6: Don’t drink whiskey.
7: Don’t work a day job.
8: Don’t be sad.
9: Don’t cry during movies.
10: Don’t eat bagels for breakfast.
11: Don’t do PowerPoints.
12: Don’t talk to Jesus.
13: Don’t ask for a raise.
14: Don’t be a copywriter.
15: Don’t use spell check.
16: Don’t use hyphens.
17: Don’t play the harmonica.
18: Don’t do fist bumps.
19: Don’t write about virginity.
20: Don’t use paper.
21: Don’t tell your friends.