By Published On: February 3rd, 202176 words0.4 min read

1: A gallon of Diet Coke—heaven for some, hell for others.

2: 1994—some have email, most don’t.

3: Jack Black—we find out we were worshipping the wrong Jewish man this whole time.

4: The War of 1812—some have déjà vu, most are unprepared.

5: A liberal arts education—public liberal arts triumph over private.

6: Aisle 13 of a Shopko—or what some have referred to as purgatory.

7: Free healthcare—the only cost to free health care is death.