1: Corporations will monetize your innermost feelings.

2: You will change and evolve, but the receipt of your previous self will remain on the internet (unless you go back and do the time-intensive work of deleting it).

3: People will argue about anything, so they will argue about you.

4: Your mom will find out who you really are.

5: Jesus will have a more accurate record of your sins.

6: Most people you think will care won’t care.

7: The people who will care will have more to gossip about.

8: Potential employers will have access to your emotions.

9: Maintaining your authentic self online is an unpaid PR job.