“Josh, why does your belt buckle say “fresh” on it?”
“Will, quit bustin’ my balls, you don’t like it?”
“Nah man, and why is your belt blue?”
“Cause I like blue, alright.”
“I don’t think we can be friends.”
“Quit hatin’ on me and let’s just go out already.”
“Nah dude, I’m out. Not going with you looking like a complete tool.”
“Well, there’s the door.”
“Bye Josh…and don’t call me.”