“Josh, why does your belt buckle say “fresh” on it?”

“Will, quit bustin’ my balls, you don’t like it?”

“Nah man, and why is your belt blue?”

“Cause I like blue, alright.”

“I don’t think we can be friends.”

“Quit hatin’ on me and let’s just go out already.”

“Nah dude, I’m out. Not going with you looking like a complete tool.”

“Well, there’s the door.”

“Bye Josh…and don’t call me.”