Better Than Other Cats

I’m better than other cats.

Faster.

Prettier.

Happier.

And one time while I was searching for the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, I accidentally swallowed the rainbow whole and let it out in one breath. It was a spiritual experience. And I didn’t find the gold. I found out I didn’t need it. Ya know? Found out I don’t need a guru. I’m my own guru, ya know? Got eternal colors manifesting out of me. Everywhere I step is sacred.

That was my enlightening, man. It changed me.

Like I said, I’m better than other cats.