By Published On: October 18th, 2018101 words0.5 min read

At the resort:

Damien’s is barfing into a hotel ice bucket.

“How’d you get food poisoning you think?” asks Sarah.

“You know that fruit in that first little pool when you walk outside the hotel?”

“Yeah, what about it?”

“I ate some of the oranges. And I think they were probably soaked with chlorine. Some of the strawberries too.”

“Ya think? Damien I’m pretty sure that pool is for decoration only.”

“So, I shouldn’t have swam in it?”

“Oh Damien.”

“Sorry, I’ve never been to a resort nice enough to have a pool purely for decoration.”