By Published On: February 25th, 202155 words0.3 min read

Nicodemus started putting mayonnaise on his brats.

He covered his face in shame when he told his therapist about it. His therapist suggested that perhaps a spicy mustard might substitute nicely.

In his request to switch therapists, Nicodemus cited his current care as being “too solution-oriented” and “presumptive of the ease in overcoming condiment-related addictions.”