I died yesterday.
Turns out purgatory is real.
Who would’ve guessed the Catholics were right?
I’ve been told it’ll be eight to ten months before I’m up for the pearly gates.
I asked if “the other place” was an option.
They said only Hitler was there, and that Bill Cosby would be joining him in a bit.
When I asked if Stalin made it into heaven, they were surprised that I already knew the name of my roommate assignment.