“Kris, are you coming? We’re late!”

“I’ll be ready in a minute.”

“What’re you doing?!”

“Cooking some lasagna noodles.”

“Really, Kris?”

“I’ll be ready in a minute…47 seconds now.”

“I’m leaving.”

“32…25…17…9 seconds…3-2-1. Ready!”

“I’ve been waiting in this entryway for…”

“Only one minute babe.”

“What’d you do with the lasagna?”

“Babe, I’m wearing cargo shorts.”


“All the noods are in my pockets.”

“You’re disgusting.”

“I’m also your date, let’s go.”