Ellen: What do you think it means to be well adjusted?
Sally: Is that one of your goals?
Ellen: It might be.
Sally: How close do you think you are to achieving it?
Ellen: The fact that you didn’t just tell me that I already am tells me I’m still a ways off.
Sally: Don’t make me the final judge.
Ellen: Wouldn’t that be fun. If there was a final judge?
Sally: A lot of people think there is.
Ellen: And God said to the woman, “You may not enter my kingdom, you’re not yet well adjusted.”
Sally: You’re right, that would be funny.
Ellen: There’s a lot of things to adjust to, and they’re always changing.
Sally: Isn’t that life?
Ellen: Annoying, I know. But what do you think it means?
Sally: I’m looking it up now.
Ellen: No, no, not the dictionary definition…shit maybe you’re well adjusted. Is that what well adjusted people do, they just accept the dictionary definition?
Sally: In fact, we do.
Ellen (in a Boston accent): You think you’re better than me?
Sally: I can’t take you seriously.
Ellen: Because I’m not well adjusted.
Sally: Exactly.