By Published On: November 29th, 2018103 words0.5 min read

Sue: What if Jesus didn’t know the future? He goes up the Mount of Olives, presumably to get some olives. The disciples are napping while Jesus harvests his little midnight snack. Then Judas and the Romans come up to kidnap him. Judas gives him a kiss and Jesus kisses him back, all friendly and buddy buddy. Probably offers Judas some of his olives. He’s totally surprised when the soldiers grab him and take him away for the crucifixion.

Gary: You’re nuts Sue. If Jesus was snacking on Gethsemane’s olives instead of praying, the disciples wouldn’t of been napping.