Lucy is a grocery store cashier at a popular grocery chain.
She makes $175,000 dollars a year.
How?
Five years ago she was helping close the store on a Thursday night.
One of management’s bigwig VPs was on site that day for some bullshit safety check-in or something like that…clipboard, nervous store manager, extra cleaning shifts before the big day, that type of thing.
Anyways, Lucy was doing one last walk through before locking up when she saw the VP pissing on the produce.
Dick and balls out, spraying away on the carrots and the cauliflower and the broccoli.
Shielded by the bagel stand, Lucy filmed the VP’s escapade on her phone.
The 14 recorded seconds she captured were damning and golden.
Mister VP responded quite agreeably when faced with blackmail.
Now, when Lucy’s friends ask her why she’s still at her dead end job, she smirks and says, “It pays better than you think.”