By Published On: June 5th, 2019132 words0.7 min read

1: Cheeses. Yes, in the plural.

2: Netflix Passwords. Can be from prior relationships.

3: Career Buzzword Suggestions. For my LinkedIn account.

4: Old Family Photographs. My mom didn’t take enough of our family.

5: Whiskies. Bourbon or Irish is fine.

6: Baby Jesus’ Love. I hear the only way to get it is from other people.

7: Books. I leave them lying around my home to remind people that I’m smart.

8: Spicy Mustard. I always forget to buy this at the grocery store even though it’s so much better than the plain yellow stuff (which I still adore).

9: Will Smith Merch. Because Will Smith is always relevant.

10. A New Year’s Eve Party Invitation. Doesn’t have to be to yours, any NYE party invite is good.

11. Bottles Of Ranch. If you really love me.