Brian, at a meeting with his therapist:
“As a child I was always more impressed with the amount of pancakes Paul Bunyan could eat than the fact that Jesus walked on water.”
“Do you think this might be a contributing factor to your struggle with weight issues?”
“I don’t know. I guess it could be. I always thought my obesity was the result of Jesus not actually blessing the food when I prayed for it.”
“Brian, I think you may be confused.”
“About what—the pancakes or Jesus?”
“About nutrition.”
“Really? I’ve read every Paul Bunyan cookbook I could find.”
“That might be the issue.”
“You think I should ask Paul Bunyan to bless my food?”
“Let’s come back to this later, Brian. I’m gonna pray to the Easter Bunny tonight and see if she has any insight on the matter.”