In a room far away, lives a little black bear.
The room has a bed and a mini fridge filled with beer.
The bear is in Bear Prison+.
The plus sign stands for the free beer.
The room in the prison is in a country where the public strongly believes that bears should be locked up when they commit violent crimes.
This country also has a politically connected Animal Alcohol rights organization (AA). Their mission statement reads Keep them forest critters buzzed.
It’s a strange country.
But you should definitely go.
The little black bear is sitting back right now, whispering to you through the cosmic mist of the universe: “Come to this country and crack a cold one with me…we’ll be best friends.”
Don’t say no to the little black bear.
Don’t say no to his seductive, boozy whispers.