Yesterday, my bully called me the R-word.
Bullies rarely care about being politically correct.
But mine carries a thesaurus.

When I informed him that you’re not allowed to say the R-word, he pulled out his thesaurus from his JanSport and said, “Don’t worry bud, I got plenty of synonyms.”

Apparently, he’d memorized all the R-word synonyms. Because he didn’t even open the book as he listed them to my face.